BY Rosie Hodes

I’m back! I know you all thought you were rid of me, but the Dart thought I should come back to share the infinite wisdom I’ve gained in the past year of college. I’ve missed this, so thank you for the opportunity.

Nine things seniors should know before going to college

1. You should come to SLU.

I know it’s a little late for this advice, but props to those of you who figured it out on your own – you’re obviously the smartest of your class.

2. To have a good roommate, you have to be a good roommate.

Living with someone outside of your family, whether a friend or complete stranger, will be a challenge no matter what. But you have to realize that if your roommate has tendencies that annoy the crap out of you, you definitely have your faults too. You have to give as much respect as you want to receive. Personal space is a thing of the past, so get over it, chill out and you’ll be fine. Take it from me’¦my roommate went to Sion (ew) and we still somehow managed not to kill each other.

3. Call your parents!

They raised you, remember?

4. Go to class.

Really, seriously, you should go to class. It is very easy to skip an 8 a.m. lecture that doesn’t take roll, but that sweet extra hour of sleep in the morning doesn’t seem so sweet when it comes to studying for a test. Or try calculating the ridiculous amount your parents are paying for every hour you do or do not attend. Whatever your motivation is, please go to class, okay? Just saying.

5. Books are expensive.

On that note, everything is expensive. Amazon.com is your friend, and your school’s bookstore is your enemy. By the way, does anyone want to buy a psychology book?

6. Pack your costume box.

Speaking of number 5, even trips to Goodwill can get expensive. Don’t ask me what theme party will require you to have your pumpkin costume from 1st grade, but you’re going to want it. Bring it all.

7. Keep in touch.

This one is obvious, but very important. I highly recommend a Facebook group among your friends – it’s the perfect way to keep communication going. Also, don’t worry about reuniting with your friends. I know it seems scary to split up, but once you’re together again, it will be like you never left. It’s okay that you don’t know every detail about everyone’s life at college, so try not to focus on all the new things. Embrace the common ground and enjoy reminiscing about the best four years of your life at STA.

8. Read DartNewsOnline.

It’s the last connection you have to the beautiful school that I promise you will miss like crazy next year.

9. Go to class.