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Generation Me: i love my daddy’s credit card

Generation Me: i love my daddys credit card

We all know of the power of social media. I’ve heard our generation will likely produce the first president who grew up with a Facebook, interestingly enough. Through social media sites like Facebook, you can connect with the globe at the click of a button, share your life story (despite whether or not I want to read it) and remain in contact with all those losers that you were friends with in high school (yeah, that’s right, I’m talking to you.)

But I’m not here to debate the importance of Facebook or all of its implications for history’s most self-indulgent generation.

I’m merely here to recount something I stumbled across while on Facebook.

Of course, for the purposes of this expository blog, I’m always searching for people, places and things to be cynical and disdainful of. And one day, while looking for things to talk about (one might consider this Facebook stalking, but I’m not going to define it) I chanced across something I knew I wanted to blog about.

Among the millions of groups that exist, ranging from ‘Support Haiti’ to ‘I wish Howard Spodek had Never Been Born’ exists a particularly enlightening group to the modus operandi of Generation Me.

Prepare yourselves. Drum roll………….

The group is entitled ‘i love my daddy but i really love my daddy’s credit card!’

I invite you to notice the lack of correct capitalization. And no, I did not add that exclamation mark for my own personal benefit. That was all The Creator’s doing. The accompanying graphic is the one that appears on the page. Feast your eyes on the mind-boggling potential of social media sites like Facebook.

The perfect father's day card

In the immortal words of that song we love to sing in church at STA, ‘go make a difference,’ my friends, and let the world know that ‘u luv ur dady but u rly luv ur dady’s credt crd mor.’

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    HannahOct 27, 2010 at 12:20 am

    i’ve been waiting to comment on this for the past week. here are my favorite groups on fb:

    If I still cannot hear you after three tries, I just smile and nod.
    Hey coach, why don’t you run the mile
    The only reason I failed is because you cant teach.
    guys who actually make an effort with a girl <3
    wow you're stunning LOL jk Barbie wants her face back
    I hate it when adults ask you "who are you texting?"
    if i text a person in the same room as me, i stare at them 'til they get it
    Teacher:why are you late. Student: does it really matter you still get paid
    I hate immature girls with a new boyfriend everyweek saying "I love you"
    You're fat. Why do you dress like your skinny?
    I can't reach the remote… I guess I'm stuck watching this.
    I've waisted a good portion of my life straightening my hair.
    "can i borrow sumthinn?" "sure". "cool, wheres your underwear?" "what?!?!"
    I don't care if there's a fridge full of food! THERES NOTHING TO EAT!!
    I use my cell phone to see in the dark
    Do you think your pretty? Really cause I think you look like a rat.
    Call me Mr. Facebook, I can make yo grades drop
    I hAt3 iT wH3n P3pL TyP3 LyK3 DiS
    Yeah, ok, yes, yeah, yeah, ok, yes, ok, i know, ok, yes, BYE MOM!
    I HATE running out of hot water in the middle of a shower.
    "is she pregnant"…"idk"…"go ask"…"no way, what if she's just fat???"
    I hate when i lose my white friend in a blizzard…
    When I was your age I lost a tooth.. Not my V.i.r.g.i.n.i.t.y

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