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Audrey Carroll

Audrey Carroll, Managing Editor of Web

When Audrey isn’t spending her time binge­watching Netflix, stuffing her face with food, or going off on feminist rants, she is dedicating her life and soul to the upkeep and maintenance of DartNewsOnline. Yes, that’s right, reader, you have her to thank for this beautiful website which you utilise to procrastinate and avoid doing school work. She thanks you for dedicating your time to DNO for such matters.

She is a staunch supporter of Chipotle burrito bowls, dogs, and the Oxford comma. Her female role models are: Amy Poehler, Emma Watson, and Meryl Streep. You will often find Audrey eating her feelings in front of a computer screen, making sure she does not miss any deadlines. Audrey is trying - and failing - to remain sane while participating in the college application process, but her closest vision of what her future will look like is this: walking down the streets of Chicago, pizza in one hand, hot dog in the other, getting into political debates with random street campaigners. A GoFundMe page to eliminate this bleak future is coming soon; keep your eyes peeled.

Audrey may come off as having a weird, bold personality. This is because she does. But she very much enjoys spending time with friends and her fellow Dart staffers, and hopes they enjoy this time spent together as well. :­-)

All content by Audrey Carroll
A letter to my future self

A letter to my future self

by Audrey Carroll, Managing Editor of Web
May 19, 2016
Principal of Student Affairs, Barb McCormick, smiles for a photo with the STA CSJ Campers in the Donnelly building. photo by Cassie Hayes

STA to host CSJ leadership conference

by Audrey Carroll, Managing Editor of Web
May 11, 2016
Annual Karlin Kabaret premieres tonight

Annual Karlin Kabaret premieres tonight

by Audrey Carroll, Managing Editor of Web
March 4, 2016
Abstain from teaching total abstinence

Abstain from teaching total abstinence

by Audrey Carroll, Managing Editor of Web
February 8, 2016
Where am I hiding today?

Elf Wanted: Day 6

by Audrey Carroll, Managing Editor of Web
December 7, 2015
Where am I hiding today?

Elf Wanted: Day 5

by Audrey Carroll, Managing Editor of Web
December 4, 2015
Where am I hiding today?

Elf Wanted: Day 4

by Audrey Carroll, Managing Editor of Web
December 3, 2015
Where am I hiding today?

Elf Wanted: Day 3

by Audrey Carroll, Managing Editor of Web
December 2, 2015
Where am I hiding today?

Elf Wanted: Day 2

by Audrey Carroll, Managing Editor of Web
December 1, 2015
The Kansas City Royals celebrate after defeating the New York Mets 7-2 to win the World Series Nov. 1 at Citi Field in New York. photo courtesy MCT Campus

Kansas City Royals crowned World Series Champions

by Audrey Carroll, Managing Editor of Web
November 2, 2015

Stay Woke: Russian towards more conflict

by Audrey Carroll, Managing Editor of Web
October 12, 2015

Stay Woke: Euro in Trouble

by Audrey Carroll, Managing Editor of Web
September 15, 2015

Stay Woke: An Introduction

by Audrey Carroll, Managing Editor of Web
August 31, 2015
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